does anyone even say gif out loud
radsturbate: *reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
nellsays: if i had a time machine i’d use it to go back in time and shotgun a beer in front of my straight edge thirteen year old self
seriously i thought i had bad hickeys once but now i know i did not
ask for booby pictures on twitter, get hickey pix on tumblr, get texts asking if im looking for more hickey pictures i really love my life, thanks guys
croutoncat: i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
pooped replied to your post maybe he’ll let u beat him up omg
anniallation replied to your post good ily
[[MORE]]when i was hanging out with that cutie he told me he once got into a really bad bar fight and i just imagined him all beat up and bloody and that’s really hot and i’ve just literally been thinking about that for two months straight i have literally not thought about anything else just about how hot it would be to see him all beat up and bloody
e-n-o: *shy but actually a sex freak*
kolkolkola: wow that’s such a cute character where can I find him beaten up and crying on the ground in an alley
drunktrophywife: if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine
i really shouldn’t have drank tonight because i am getting up at like five in the morning and i just CANNOT force myself to pack or anything or what the fuck
vvierd: IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
all the weirdos come out when i start talking about sex also you get better responses if you don’t ask me stuff anonymously because it’s harder to put read mores on asks n.n
Anonymous asked: honestly though going down on a guy is totally different than going down on a girl. with a girl your whole face is in there and it's messy. then with a guy it's like you just stick it in your mouth. people could deal with him finishing on you...
Anonymous asked: all I would want to say to that anon is no one HAS to "go down" on anyone, first of all...
Anonymous asked: You don't want semen on your face or mouth but how do you think guys feel when they have to go down on girls
leewahh: scaringbabies: Read More Usually that’s that case if the partner has a really bad diet. Or I just really don’t like cum…. I mean it could be both but I highly doubt a better diet would make me hate it any less.
that last post was supposed to be under a read more but the damage is already done
[[MORE]]i’m going to shut up about cum now because you know what i have an iud and never have to worry about a guy wanting to finish anywhere but my vag so there u go suckers
pettankoprincess: videohall: The girlfriend experience > Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this. > This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these. It’s too adorable not to reblog again.
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
getoffmybloghoe: Just a friendly reminder that your crush has seen your crush naked
so you call me a bitch? well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree,...– defense lawyer robert kardashian in the murder case of oj simpson (via drarna)
jnaimepreciado: a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live