I CANT FIND MY PHONE SOMEONE CALL IT

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
(Photo: Intel)
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.Remember this name.If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”No no noFuck that guy.Remember this brown girl.Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Fuck that guy.
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

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yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport
  • old sport

It’s got to keep going up.

cheerupsmelly:

reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you

neopitz:

wtfneopets:

fyoras-competitive-butthole:

theboywiththekorbattattoo:

sophietheswampbitch:

officialfunpolice:

so it turns out that preteens on neopets literally think we’re all pedophiles

older peoplein their 20s

Where the heck is Penn Yan

I literally only buy neocash to sleep with middle schoolers.

“Come get into my van, kid, I have some Lulu Contacts”

“Wanna see my Mysterious Morphing Experiment? ;-)”

neopitz:

wtfneopets:

fyoras-competitive-butthole:

theboywiththekorbattattoo:

sophietheswampbitch:

officialfunpolice:

so it turns out that preteens on neopets literally think we’re all pedophiles

older people

in their 20s

Where the heck is Penn Yan

I literally only buy neocash to sleep with middle schoolers.

“Come get into my van, kid, I have some Lulu Contacts”

“Wanna see my Mysterious Morphing Experiment? ;-)”

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

allhailnickiminaj:

Nicki accepting her award!

allhailnickiminaj:

Nicki accepting her award!

mindtardis:

why internet: shakethecobwebs: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on nicki minaj…

shakethecobwebs:

legendofserket:

shaleimp:

  • drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she took it and slammed the door in his face
  • nicki minaj called out steven tyler for making a racist comment and wouldn’t let it go until he publicly apologized to her
  • nicki minaj makes sure that when her younger relatives listen to her music that they listen to the clean version
  • when eminem used a homophobic slur in her song she was incredibly uncomfortable about it and spoke to several people in her music team about what she should do about it
  • she literally tried to give her fans instructions on how to make brownies on twitter
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  • I REALLY LOVE NICKI MINAJ

can i also just

  • she called out perez hilton, who put on his blog “that she told rihanna to sit her ass down” and she responded with “I AM SICK OF THE SHIT YOU PUT UP! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT YOU POST?”
  • when nicki minaj performed her first show the stage wasnt lightning properly and after the show she yelled at her team and the first thing that came out was “MY FANS STAYED OUT FROM 7 PM TO 1 AM TO SEE ME, THEY DONT DESERVE THIS”
  • one time after a show the crowd was so loud after a performance she went back out and performed in her robe
  • she put bacon in the microwave
  • even though lil wayne told her not to she bought him a brand new motorcycle with his name engraved on it
  • after the american idol q&a she stayed afterwards to talk to her fans and even pushed her security guard out of the way so she can get closer
  • when asked if she could donate to a can food drive she said no she couldnt because she didnt have any cans, but she felt so bad she donated $15,000
  • this face:
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supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless